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Quotation[0] = "\"When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.\" - Benjamin Franklin";

Quotation[1] = "\"The moment the idea is admitted into society that property is not as sacred as the laws of God, and that there is not a force of law and public justice to protect it, anarchy and tyranny commence. If 'Thou shalt not covet' and 'Thou shalt not steal' were not commandments of Heaven, they must be made inviolable precepts in every society before it can be civilized or made free.\" - John Adams";

Quotation[2] = "\"The Declaration of Independence, the words that launched our nation -- 1,300 words. The Bible, the word of God -- 773,000 words. The Tax Code, the words of politicians -- 7,000,000 words -- and growing!\" - Steve Forbes";

Quotation[3] = "\"Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.\" - Dick Armey";

Quotation[4] = "\"Any politician who starts shouting election-year demagoguery about the rich and the poor should be asked, 'What about the other 90 percent of the people?\" - Thomas Sowell";

Quotation[5] = "\"The government taxes you when you bring home a paycheck. It taxes you when you make a phone call. It taxes you when you turn on a light. It taxes you when you sell a stock. It taxes you when you fill your car with gas. It taxes you when you ride a plane. It taxes you when you get married. Then it taxes you when you die. This is taxual insanity and it must end.\" - J. C. Watts, Jr.";

Quotation[6] = "\"Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.\" - Ludwig von Mises";

Quotation[7] = "\"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.\" - Winston Churchill";

Quotation[8] = "\"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.\" - Calvin Coolidge";

Quotation[9] = "\"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.\" - Mark Twain";

Quotation[10] = "\"An unlimited power to tax involves, necessarily, a power to destroy; because there is a limit beyond which no institution and no property can bear taxation.\" - John Marshall";

Quotation[11] = "\"That most delicious of all privileges -- spending other people's money.\" - John Randolph of Roanoke";

Quotation[12] = "\"To tax the community for the advantage of a class is not protection: it is plunder.\" - Benjamin Disraeli";

Quotation[13] = "\"A government which lays taxes on the people not required by urgent public necessity and sound public policy is not a protector of liberty, but an instrument of tyranny.\" - Calvin Coolidge";

Quotation[14] = "\"Virtually everything is under federal control nowadays except the federal budget.\" - Herman E. Talmadge";

Quotation[15] = "\"Before we give you billions more, we want to know what you've done with the trillion you've got.\" - Les Aspin";

Quotation[16] = "\"The current tax code is a daily mugging.\" - Ronald Reagan";

Quotation[17] = "\"The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.\" - Vladimir Lenin";

Quotation[18] = "\"In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.\" - Voltaire";

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